I love my boyfriend for so many reasons. One of the current reasons are his poo haikus that he sends to me in text messages (while he is pooing). These are his best, please feel free to leave comments saying which one you like the best.

Pooin’ at the zoo
People pee all around me
I edit photos

Pooin’ is lonely
I text for your eContact
How will you respond?

Here I poo again
The rhythmic plopdrops echo
Instant fecalpeace

My stomach bloated
Filled with gas, holding it in
I’m turtle-heading

And I suggest you all read John’s post about Morgan’s text messages!